User Profile

Harmony. Nineteen, busty, blonde, and heavily tattooed. I like Transformers way too much, and, yes, there are Seekers on my right leg. Skywarp and Starscream are love. I collect toy robots, am rabidly Childfree, and I drive a Wrangler. Petshop manager, Starbucks Barista, reptile professional, stable manager, equestrian, surfer, artist, writer. I am worthless without caffine, notoriously misanthropic, and would rather lock myself in my reptile room for hours at a time than go out and about. Usually. I hold my inner circle of friends near and dear, and would take a bullet for any of them. I'm mule-headed, oftentimes obnoxiously opinionated, but I never stop observing, and as a result know far more than most realize. I'm proud, but rarely cocky, a coffee, wine, car, and cigar snob, and I hold weakness in contempt. I embrace my curves, and I'm not nearly as lacking in finesse as I'd have you believe. I am, however, a bruiser, raised (and living) on a horse farm, with the habit of jumping into ditches after snakes and spending too much time in the pit when I go to concerts.

My Southern roots like to randomly pop up at awkward times, and when angry, I sound like a feminine Ironhide. I've a soft spot for Country music that, in person, I'll deny to the grave, and I sometimes wear a cowboy hat when I'm working around the barn, something even my best friend would refuse to believe.

Careful, I bite.

(I also RP Transformers. Interested? Hit me up on AIM.)